Quotes

Since the name of this blog is itself a quote, I figure this is a good place to post various quotes that I’ve been collecting over the past several years (and which I have nowhere else to post).

Warning: the less you know me, the less obvious the relevance of each quote will be. Otherwise, enjoy!


“I like words … and letters … but I’m not crazy about sentences.”
– Greta Scacchi, The Player

“Instead of the New Frontier, Karl and W. offer the New Backtier.”
Maureen Dowd, The New York Times

“Seat belts should be worn at all times, even when seated.”
– overheard on Alaska Airlines

“The left side of the brain is responsible for speech … but then it would say that, wouldn’t it?”
Harry Hill on Letterman, 04/29/2005

“How can you not have fun at a party? I mean, it’s a party.”
– overheard in San Diego, CA

“How’re you guys doing, ladies?”
– Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live

“It ain’t rocket science, but evidently it is.”
– Tom Magliozzi, Car Talk

“I’d like to kill me just watching them.”
– overheard in Florence, KY

“I intentionally do not follow gramatical rules. I use alot of contractions.
That is how I talk, so that is how I am writing”
– IM chat w/ a friend

“Bart, don’t make fun of grad students … they just made a terrible life choice.”
– Marge Simpson

“My doctor said I may be borderline ADHD. But that was based on a 2 minute evaluation.”
– e-mail from a friend